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    Wednesday, November 12th, 2025
    9:49 pm
    Friday, May 19th, 2023
    12:07 am
    ( fa(k)ebook )
    Saturday, January 7th, 2023
    1:51 am
    Slytherin Fifth Year
    AARON DINGLE

    Sunday, July 11th, 2010
    1:56 pm
    A man in a pub asks for a beer.
    "Sure, that'll be one sickle," the barman says.
    "One sickle?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "could I have steak and chips?"
    "Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be two sickles."
    "Two sickles?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the guy who owns this place?"
    The barman says, "upstairs, with my wife."
    The man says, "what's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
    "The same thing I'm doing to his business," the barman says.

    Need. Distraction. From. Thought Essay.

    What the hell is everyone else up to?

    [ALBUS POTTER]
    You're smart or some shit, right?
    Friday, June 25th, 2010
    3:07 pm
    Wow. The Evil Eye must be losing steam. Fucking bored just reading it. For something a little less boring:

    AARON DINGLE IS NEARLY SEVENTEEN!


    But since my birthday is on September 3rd and celebrating at Hogwarts would be boring, you're all invited to my house on Monday for a party. My parents will be gone, booze will be available, and the entrance fee is a present to me. No present, no party.
    Tuesday, June 15th, 2010
    10:59 pm
    So, I got bored. I started looking around. Inspired by Teeny Kirke's of ages ago, I bring you...

    SHAG, MARRY OR TOSS OFF A CLIFF.

    Starting with the Kirkes, the Slopers and the MacMillans. Pick whatever gender of the siblings is your preference. If you are in one of those families, you can use the Dingles as a replacement for your own family.
    Monday, June 7th, 2010
    8:58 pm
    I have a sunburn.

    And it hurts like a motherfucker. Why, why, why did I forget the sunblock? Merlin.

    What's everyone else up to?
    Tuesday, May 18th, 2010
    5:17 am
    Damn you'se a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
    Damn you'se a sexy bitch, damn girl
    Damn you'se a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
    Damn you'se a sexy bitch, damn girl


    So, I bought this new soap. It sings to me while I'm in the shower. And that up there? That's it's favourite song, I'm pretty sure, but I fucking love it so whatever. I'm happy with it.

    Wicked party, Urquhart. Fucking great way to kick off the summer.

    I was at this muggle bird's party last night, that was fucking great as well. I was drunk off my arse, this blonde girl kept hanging on me, and then someone started a food fight. It's been ages since I've been in a good food fight. Especially a food fight where I'm not responsible for cleaning that shit up afterwards. The only thing that could've made it better would've been if everyone was starkers too.
    Saturday, May 8th, 2010
    12:22 am
    DONE!

    YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    NO MORE OWLS!

    NO MORE EXAMS!

    ONLY ONE MORE DAY HERE AND THEN IT'S HOME, HOME, HOMEEEEEEEEE!
    Monday, April 26th, 2010
    11:55 pm
    Where are the dangers of butterflies, daisies and kittens pamphlets?
    Thursday, April 8th, 2010
    3:38 am
    ( yay spillage )
    Friday, March 19th, 2010
    2:19 pm
    How come I never get wishful thinkings said about my sex life?

    [Tyler Davies]
    I'm assuming you'd have actually told me if Diana Vaisey did more than kiss you on the cheek.

    Not that I actually think Diana's capable of much more than that.

    [Diana Vaisey]
    Happy Birthday, sorry the morning's shaping up to be a shitty one.
    Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010
    3:08 pm
    [Fifth Years]
    OI. I'm going to have a party at my house on Wednesday, April 10th. You're all invited, let me know if you're coming.

    And yeah, there will be alcoholic beverages.

    added a little later:
    [Joseph Vaisey]
    JOSEPH.

    added later than that:
    [Veronica Flint]
    Hey.
    Thursday, February 18th, 2010
    12:55 pm

    A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabby over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."



    I was thinking I'd skip sleep tonight, so I'm good and ready for that study session.
    Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
    1:36 pm
    So when's the actual musical and shit? Like, when we sit around and watch you lot make fools of yourself.

    [Monica Summers]
    What's your best subject?

    [Tyler Davies]
    I'm taking a sex ed course.
    Saturday, January 23rd, 2010
    11:40 pm


    Mum always said "if you don't stop making that face, Cindy, your face will get stuck that way". Who knew she'd be right?
    Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
    7:52 pm
    CINDY DINGLE.
    Thursday, January 7th, 2010
    5:31 pm
    What's your favourite thing to do?
    Monday, January 4th, 2010
    3:30 pm
    I want a jarvey. They're so fucking awesome.

    CINDY. You should get me a jarvey for your birthday. And I'll get you... something. Something awesome.
    Sunday, December 20th, 2009
    1:08 am
    You know, the games are far more interesting when Slytherin plays.
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